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Udurawana Jokes: Few Stories

Udurawana bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

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Udurawana : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend : Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana : No he is not studying, They r Studying him.

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Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udurawana : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Udurawana : Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Udurawana : If I die will u remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Udurawana : No, I'll also stay with your sister

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Udurawana  : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife : How do you know??
Udurawana : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Medical Claim.!!

A couple went to the sex therapists office at Appollo Hospital . 
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?". 


The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them Rs.300/=

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to
find out?"

The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married And we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house.Cinnamon Grand charges Rs. 10,000, Taj charges Rs.7,000,Galadari charges Rs.6000. We do it here for Rs.300/= & and I get that back from Medical Claim !

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